Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
The woman who claims my heart will have to be pretty good with a scalpel. Romantically speaking, the average city dweller has 871 potential soulmates in their city. There are an estimated 52,000 alien civilisations out there though, so that’s roughly 45 million alien soulmates. So long as you don’t mind tentacles. If your soulmate does have tentacles, they won’t be so good with a scalpel. Baby booms often follow wars, but starting a war won’t help anyone find love, unless they’re into trench foot. Ultimately, love is an odd amalgamation of androgens, estrogens, dopamine, norepinephrine, and slow jams.
'babe, what's the safety word'
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